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i hope you survive a school shooting but get to watch your friends bleed out slowly in front of you, knowing you can do nothing to help thema
jokes on you i'm an adult with a job

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kill yourself faggot
i want everyone to know this angry baby sent this identical ask to me 8 times
why are you still alive
Because every moment I still draw breath the world is a better place.
Am I crazy or have children's movies gotten so scared of anything having, like, real stakes or consequences or emotional impact. Nobody wants to make kids cry anymore. I sound deranged but c'mon
I don't especially Like kids' movies anyway as you know but there's something about it... I'm so bored with fakeout deaths I feel like nobody ever dies. Maybe that's why I don't care for modern children's entertainment I need more bad things to happen. This is why I still fw don bluth type shit
Children's entertainment has gotten so ... smooth. Nothingburger. I can't pin down when exactly this Shift started happening but it's so boringgggg. Children deserve art that makes them feel anything. They need to get a little scared it's good for them. This is why they're obsessed with horror games & then they start marketing specifically towards kids and it turns into smooth plastic bullshit again. Like this sucks so bad. Idk. We've always had fluffy sugary nonsense but even then you used to have, like, fucking. Bambi's mom. Yknow
Me and my brother cooked up a theory that its because of streaming.
Basically before streaming to have your kid see a kids movie you had to take the kid to the theater. Which means you often had adults watching the kids movies with their children.
But now with streaming they're just assuming that the kids are watching the kids entertainment alone. And since most people don't respect children they don't even bother with anything resembling good writing or actual themes. Because its not like real people are watching right?
I need as many Deltarune fans as possible to watch Frankie and Bugs' Spoilers YES playthrough ASAP!
@friendlyfrankenstein and @facefullabugz
Not only is this 100% safe to watch if you haven't played/seen chapter 5 yet (this came out over a year ago), but right from the beginning these two are willing to talk in depth about the characters, and that, while there is a meta story being told about how we interact with fiction, the role it plays in our lives, what it can do versus what it cannot, there is also a very deep and compelling story about these characters and their hardships, their pasts and their futures, and how they matter.
When you play a video game you play a character. Listen—Listen. This is not an isekai! This game is not ending like Omikron, nobody's gonna load in and go "OKAY PLAYER, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING OUR BEAUTIFUL DELTARUNE! IT'S TIME FOR YOU, THE LITERAL HUMAN PLAYING THIS GAME TO GO BACK T—" No! And that's, that's in there, but if you take a look at this as more literal: Who is this? Who is this person who recognizes this house, who is this person who wants to look at everything? Who can talk to Sans and say "It's good to see you again?" Can talk to Undyne and ask her about Alphys? Who is this person who is a part of Kris, who right now IS Kris, who kinda does their best to act normal, but also to help people? That's interesting to me, because whoever this is, both of us are gonna wind up really loving our friends, and wanting to do right for them. And being absolutely ready to go back on our word to both of them and throw ourselves into the Sacrifice Machine if it gets Susie out of this goddamn narrative
It's just so refreshing to see this being talked about outside some limited circles on Tumblr. These guys are not on the "isn't it sad that we're puppeting this poor teenager and making them do Dark Deeds (hugging Ralsei)" train, and instead are approaching it as what I feel it has always been intended, as a partnership, as a roleplay exercise in "How do I play this part of someone I barely know, a part that is unfathomably powerful in some ways but utterly helpless in others? A part that is made to empathize with what is happening in their lives, to feel joys and sadness alongside them, but also made to feel isolated and hopeless when thrown in a cage with nothing to do about it"
Because THAT is what is so unique about Deltarune, and what makes Kris an infinitely more compelling character when you take them and their SOUL as a whole, rather than just look at what they do in cutscenes without their heart

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Chapter 5 having a shrine and a cherry blossom enemy... This is how Mad Mew Mew can still win
She's even got something going on with Asgore... It's straight up Maddy Clues
A friend pointed out that there's another major Mew Mew Clue!! This appears during the sliding segment in the latest trailer
The EXACT kind of bell she wears with a bow like on her tail!!! Mad Mew Mew real!!!!!
The same friend who pointed that out also reminded me of this newsletter art.
All mixed in with the flowers...
So basically I'm the smartest motherfucker there ever was and the ultimate Mew Mew Lover to the point that Toby Fox Himself named her after me in recognition of my unmatched Mad Mew Mew Knowledge
Calling it now to complete the reversal of Undertale by the end of Deltarune Kris is going to ask to be called %PLAYERNAME%
You know I think Noelle is not actually a very empathetic person. Like even beyond her not seeming to get how Kris cares about her (even if they're the 2nd biggest idgafer) in the game, you'd think she'd be better picking up Kris's feelings compared to us who can only infer it from animations and dialogue box reactions). "The Newest New Girl" is interesting if you look at it through the end of Low Empathy Noelle. It's not really a normal reaction. She's so focused on how excited Susie being scary that it doesn't occur to her that this is a bad situation for both Kris and Susie to be in. That Susie was being really nasty and cruel to Kris and how emotionally fraught it all is and she just is like "Maybe I can get Susie to sit next to me" And her reaction to Catti in Chapter 5 is all "Why is she acting like this? It's weird, why did she start hating Susie after I told her I liked Susie?" It's not exactly hard to put together in context but Noelle just seems to blank out. It really kind of seems like Noelle just doesn't understand other people's emotions so she either defaults to politeness, projects hard into them, or ignores the situation entirely.
The chapter 4 yuri talk in Dess's room between Noelle and Susie includes both of them weighing in on how Kris has been acting recently, and it's clearly meant to reflect debates within the community. That is to say, how much of what you do as a player can be attributable to Kris, or are the two completely separate?
While Noelle never outright states that Kris is a different person now, or doesn't sound like themselves, it's clear that her suspicion of their recent behavior and voice tone ("like it was on speaker") is meant to reflect the general fandom trend of viewing the player and their actions as separate from Kris's. Meanwhile Susie sees these differences as all a part of Kris ("I think Kris is just weird, period... sometimes they whisper, sometimes they yell"). The increased familiarity Susie has with them is why her position (that Kris is a combination of Kris and the player) is just as valid an assessment of them as Noelle's
And also why, if it's finally revealed to other characters that Kris is plural, Susie is bound to be the more readily accepting one, whereas Noelle is more likely to be weird about it (sorry girl, I love you but I trust coming out to Susie about being a system before you)
[Image ID: Tags reading: #if kris admits there's toxic selfcest yuri happening in their brain she'll be weird about it in an entirely different way]
You're right, can't forget about the toxic selfcest yuri
Noelle calls Kris tsundere towards themself and they just snap.
Reblogging this because now theres canon selfcest Yuri so, if anything, its now even more likely for this to happen with Kris.

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Bunny cursed Akane nonsense based on this post.
(Tiny cute bunny is a good curse for her.)
How does one not be obsessed with noelle holiday i'm genuinely asking.
You never play Deltarune. Sorry to say if you ever do play it you become terminally Noelle-brained.
Happy sound; all my headcanons for Noelle were correct. Unfortunately for Noelle, all my headcanons were correct
Tell me to grow WINGS
Jarona

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Deltarune fanfic is in the odd position where the source material has basically exactly the same sense of humour as mainstream fanfic culture, but does it better. You'll read a fic where the author is clearly doing their best to have a particular character come off as a wacky caricature, and meanwhile in the actual source material there's some random optional interaction where they say or do something ten times as unhinged as anything in the fic and it just never gets brought up again.
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shes turning 2
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