Vexed Since '96

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I need creativity rn

Same.

I’m a writer, so…

squad

Need me a squad like this

Grey shirt had me feelin things

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

Smh

the scene in men in black where will smith’s character thoroughly explained why he shot little suzie, a cardboard cut out of a small child holding advanced physics textbooks instead of the scary aliens all around her is an excellent allegory to racism. will smith’s character, a black man, has no doubt had to deal with various authority figures assuming he is the threat when context clues could easily explain away his behavior and with that backstory in mind, it is easy to see why his character identified with aliens simply existing in the world and explained away the supposed cause for concern by using the context clues provided. on the other end of the spectrum, the white characters who all elected to shoot the aliens on sight did so for no other reason then ‘they look like a threat’, ignoring the fact that a 7 year old child out in the middle of the street alone with advanced physics textbooks should raise more eyebrows than a tentacled creature with allergies. in this essay i will

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I need creativity rn

Same.

I’m a writer, so…

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat