first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

cozy girl forced to get out of bed no survivors

what's this? IT'S DIANA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.