nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
OP is an optimist
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

oozey mess

almost home

Origami Around
Sade Olutola
todays bird

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
OP is an optimist

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this video is putting me in a daze i swear
Opening up the skittles portal
HOW MANY CHECKMARKS DOES THIS GUY HAVE???????
he invented nyan cat he's allowed to have as many checkmarks as he wants
Hm
@ faradaycockcage
Further evidence
In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog
not "he" as in "he/him" but "he" as in "hedgehog"
just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

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Happy Holidays, It's Out of Touch Thursday!!!!
i wish i had a gay cigarette
i have a name
dear professor i wont be doing your essay because i think humans should only ever cook, do drugs, and fuck nasty. regards.
idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic
what did you think this song was about
Yeah
yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

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Anger
hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you
Jerry plot: I want to fuck this girl but I forgot the name of her dog.
George plot: Steinmeier wants me to bring peace to the middle east or I'll get fired!
Kramer plot:
do you. do you even want a story
this persons dream show
Dave Brandt was so much more than a meme. He partnered with universities to experiment with and expand soil conservation and cover crop techniques, worked to educate other farmers through worldwide conventions and direct mentorship, founded the Soil Health Academy, and was called the "Obi-Wan Kenobi of soil health" by the chief of the USDA's conservation department.
There is no healthy planet without healthy ag practices, and this guy was a legend.
"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me

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won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store