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discord has a CRUUUSSSHH OOOOO HE LIKES FLUTTERSHY OOOOOO AAAA

A...crush? Oh honey, honey no...what they have is a disaster.

#Not me coming back to tumblr just so I can reblog this MLP ship art and immediately leave again #With my hopeless romantic ass and all that

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My previous lab rat got turned into a work of art so I had to make a new one

#Neopets #Xweetok #Neopets Memes #He got turned intoa melted Candy Pteri btw #Absolute perfection

byelacey

anybody else have a big dog who simply cannot be normal around small dogs

sacred-portal

beesmygod

littleguysdaily

This lever makes a new guy and buddy I'm about to crank it.

littleguysdaily

Her name is FIGGLY LILYPAD and she was born right here in the Little Guys Institute!!

littleguysdaily

And this lever over here gives her an OFFICE JOB WITH A SALARY!!

littleguysdaily

No more frolicking for you! Time to join the workforce!

jar-of-dogteethh

how could you pulls the unemployment lever

littleguysdaily

NO, STOP! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AQUIRING DEBT AND THEN PAYING IT OFF!!

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sometiktoksarevalid

jkl-fff

Good to see the tradition of making Lucifer too hot to be part of a religious display is alive and well among sculpters.

shadow-von-vamp

i cannot bring myself to tag my mutuals in things i think they would like cause it makes me feel like this

whitepeopletwitter

208tinyhorses

Most english orthographic reforms fail because they're trying to make the language better when they should be making it worse. In pursuit of that idea, starting in fall 2024 we're adding six new letters to make reading harder.

1. Reverse P

Completing the b-d-p rotational cycle and causing confusing with g and q (the hook on the q is now mandatory).

2. Lower i

Uppercase is a lowercase i and lowercase is an even lower i.

3. Left bracket

For it's hard work over the years, [ is being promoted to the alphabet proper. Lower case is a reverse h. Fuck right bracket.

4. Long M

Just like a regular M but two of the legs keep going. Long M is a vowel in all cases that Y isn't.

5. Reverse X

Like X but in reverse. To tell the difference we're adding these little curls to X, so regular X now looks like this

6. Reverse F

Uppercase is a reverse F, lowercase is an upside down v. Fuck you is why.

animentality

apas-95

obsessed with 'nobody is forcing you, you can always choose to die instead'

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mr-deep-downer

dark science beyond belief

because he will

he will

bake your beans

HE WILL SPILL THE BEANS OUT YOU STUPID F*CK

unclefather

he will drop your baked beans

employee210

Another day in the Office

what-even-is-thiss

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

alexaloraetheris

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

invertedhexagon

In 3d video games at least, objects that clip like this bump around and make so much noise because they are gaining speed as they rapidly cut between being pushed and pulled by the surface's collision box. These objects can possess immense speed even if they look relatively stationary.

Touching the chair may well result in releasing this enormous amount of confined speed into your body, which is a fun way to meet the dev team.

variablejabberwocky

#well now i gotta forever use meet the dev team as a euphamism for dying

foxpost-generator

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

therebloggening

What a beautiful octopus.

sometiktoksarevalid

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