gaslight gatekeep girlboss

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

polycule

Roy hires Ed specifically to have someone even younger than him running around being a problem.

I went out to the country! And you know what I found! An Even Younger Asshole!!! He’s like half my age and twice the trouble!!! I HIRED HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!! YOU CAN THANK ME WHENEVER!!!!