Tired Pansexual

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

lucky no’ 56 🎊 // moodboard

“More than a woman to me”

Sorry for disappearing,Finals are kicking my butt.Oh why did i pick astrophysics🥲HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! Well late Mother’s Day.. I had such a good day! I love being a mother omgg.However i hate children’s toys ,They are so loud Jesus Christ

Batboys x Reader; mothers day

Bruce Wayne

•Bruce starts planning Mother’s Day weeks in advance, but you’d never know because he keeps it incredibly understated.

• The main goal is simple:

You are not lifting a finger all day.

•The kids wake up ridiculously early because they’re excited, and Bruce somehow already has:

breakfast handled

presents wrapped

everyone dressed

the kitchen still clean

• Which means he’s probably been awake since 5 a.m.

•You wake up expecting chaos and instead find:

- fresh coffee

-flowers from the garden

-your kids trying VERY hard not to yell

• Bruce appears in the doorway holding the baby with one arm and a tray in the other like this is completely normal.

“Happy Mother’s Day.”

•The kids made handmade cards, but Bruce had every single one professionally preserved because he knows you’ll want them forever later.

•One of them has a crooked drawing of your family and Bruce absolutely refuses to let anyone laugh at it.

“It’s accurate,” he says seriously.

•The biggest gift isn’t expensive. (He spoils you 24/7 anyway)

It’s time.

- If you want:

• a spa day? arranged.

•a nap? protected like federal law.

to spend the whole day curled up with your kids watching movies? also perfect.

•At some point during the evening, he finds you half-asleep on the couch with one of the kids passed out on your chest.

He just stands there for a moment.

•Because THIS:

the warmth, the mess, the safety,

is something he genuinely never thought he’d have.

•He covers you with a blanket carefully and presses a kiss to your forehead.

“You make this family better,” he says quietly.

⸻

Dick Grayson

•Dick treats Mother’s Day like it’s a national holiday.

•The kids inherit his energy, so the entire day starts LOUD.

•You wake up to:

-tiny feet running

•someone yelling “DON’T DROP THE PANCAKES”

•Dick whisper-shouting “ABORT ABORT-“

•Then everyone piles onto the bed at once.

“HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!”

Breakfast is:

-slightly burnt

-messy

-shaped vaguely like hearts

Dick is absurdly proud of it.

“Baby, look. The syrup only spilled twice this year.”

•The gifts are deeply sentimental.

•Dick helps the kids make things instead of buying expensive presents:

-handprints

-drawings

-badly written cards

-a macaroni thing that’s falling apart

• You tear up anyway.

• Dick absolutely cries first though.

•Especially if one of the kids says something like:

“Daddy says you’re the best thing that ever happened to us.”

•He spends the whole day touching you constantly:

-arm around your shoulders

-kissing your cheek

-hand at your waist

•Like he physically cannot stop showing affection.

•At some point he sneaks candid pictures of you with the kids because those are his favorite kinds of photos.

•You catch him smiling at one later.

“What?”

“Nothing,” he says softly.

“You’re just really good at this.”

⸻

Jason Todd

.•Jason claims Mother’s Day “doesn’t need to be a huge thing.”

This is a lie.

•You wake up and the entire apartment/house smells like your favorite breakfast place because Jason got up early to recreate the whole menu himself.

•The kitchen is DESTROYED.

Worth it.

•Your kids absolutely snitch on him too.

“Daddy burned three pancakes.”

“Traitor,” Jason mutters.

•Jason is weirdly intense about making sure you relax.

• The second you try to clean anything:

“Absolutely not.”

“Jason-“

“Sit down before I physically put you back on the couch.”

•He gets you practical gifts mixed with emotional ones.

Example:

• a beautiful necklace

AND a new heating pad because yours “looked sad.”

•The kids crawl all over him all day while he pretends to hate it.

•Meanwhile he’s carrying:

-one kid on his shoulders

-another attached to his leg

-coffee in one hand

• He looks exhausted but genuinely happy.

• Later that night, after the kids are asleep, he pulls you into his lap on the couch.

Quiet house. Dim lights.

“You know,” he says gruffly,

“they got real lucky with you.”

You smile. “Yeah?”

•He nods once against your shoulder.

“Yeah. Me too.”

⸻

Tim Drake

•Tim prepares for Mother’s Day like he’s planning a corporate event.

-Shared calendars.

-Reminder alerts.

-Backup reservations.

He also helps the kids prepare WAY too early.

Which means they’ve been hiding handmade presents for weeks very badly.

One kid whispers:

“Don’t tell Mommy about the surprise.”

While holding the surprise directly in front of you.

Tim’s ideal Mother’s Day is efficiency + comfort:

-your favorite coffee ready

-breakfast ordered from your favorite place

-all chores handled automatically

- kids entertained so you can relax

But emotionally?

He’s softer than usual all day.

•He watches you with the kids constantly.

•Especially during tiny moments:

-fixing someone’s hair

-tying shoes

-calming tantrums

•Like he still can’t fully believe this is his life.

•He definitely makes a digital photo album/video montage that destroys you emotionally.

Baby photos.

Videos.

•Little clips of the kids saying:

“We love Mommy!”

You’re crying by minute three.

•Tim panics immediately.

“WAIT-good crying or bad crying?”

• At night, when everything’s quiet, he rests his head on your shoulder and says:

“You know they’re going to remember all this forever, right?”

“What?”

“How loved they are because of you.”

⸻

DAMIAN WAYNE

You will be honored properly.The children are organized DAYS beforehand.There is a schedule.There are assigned tasks.

• Damian absolutely coordinates them like a military operation.

•He ensures you wake peacefully:

-breakfast prepared

-children clean and presentable

-gifts arranged perfectly

“Happy Mother’s Day, beloved.”

The gifts are elegant but deeply personal:

•flowers from the garden he cultivated with the children

•handmade artwork carefully preserved

•something meaningful tied to your family

* Damian is especially attentive all day;

-Hand at your back.

- Pulling out chairs.

-Making tea before you ask.

•If the children become too chaotic:

“You will allow your mother peace today.”

But the most meaningful part comes later.

•The kids are asleep. The house is quiet.

•Damian sits beside you and takes your hand, turning it over carefully in his.

“I did not fully understand my father until I watched you become a mother.”

•You look at him, surprised.

• He presses a kiss to your knuckles.

“Our children are loved fearlessly because of you.”

Quietly:

Charlie: dad… I’m so sorry for everything

Lucifer: sweetie you don’t have to keep apologizing. I’m just glad to be back in your life

Charlie: but if I hadn’t sent you away you would never had gotten captured by Vox. The Vees can be a lot. One time… well… um nevermind

Lucifer: what? WHAT HAPPENED?!?

Charlie: well… one of the Vees, Valentino, licked my arm and wanted to make a porno with me and so I-

Lucifer: -I. Will. DESTROY HIM!!!!

Charlie: Dad please! We just made peace with them. Besides it’s not like you can actually hurt him

Lucifer: then I’ll find someone who can

Charlie: who? He’s an overlord! It would take someone very powerful to take him down

Lucifer: …

Later*

Alastor in his room: Ahhhhh…. Relaxing silence and solitude. Sometimes this is all I-

Lucifer barges through the door*

The increase in fics I've seen where the writer is just like "well it's how I write so scroll if it bothers you"

Human AU, Alastor “adopts” (kidnaps?) Charlie after Lilith kicks her out

TMNT Raphael X Reader

•As we all know Raphael isn’t a big fan of PDA

•Raphael would act different around people depending on who they are.

As you can see, my children are standing in the cold water with nowhere safe to go.

The rain has destroyed everything inside, and we have nothing to keep us warm.

Please… don’t leave us alone in this storm.

Don’t let my children stay cold like this.

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