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SHE DID THAT SO FAST SHE MADE THAT PATTERN IN HER BORAIN?!?!
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#I’m unirionically Marge in this situation #HOW CAN YOU BE BORED WHEN THERES LOOMS
SHE DID THAT SO FAST SHE MADE THAT PATTERN IN HER BORAIN?!?!

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People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this
More like shoebill dork
“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:
zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISN’T THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”
I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
Didn’t know the name for this, but definitely one of my favourite rhetorical devices.
The folk song “ Maderia, My Dear” has some of the cleverest zeugmas I’ve ever heard and I feel the need to bring it up any time they’re being discussed. Although, fair warning, it’s a song about an old man getting a teenage girl drunk so she will sleep with him.
“She lowered her standards by raising her glass, her courage, her eyes, and his hopes.”
It's Caturday and Maneki would like you to know there's another sale on the horizon! Get everything from MamaChatDesigns for 20% off! 11/17-29th.
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Happy Halloween/Samhain/Dia de Los muertos lovlies! We made this outfit years ago and gave it a zombie update.
#halloweencostume #halloweencostume #madeinmaine #handmade #zombie (at Bangor, Maine) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4S_VLThR8H/?igshid=16pg5o6qp7js4

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New store!
https://mamachat.storenvy.com
Etsy is no more, for MamaChat Designs, anyways. I’ve found a platform that works a little better for me now. You wonderful people should take a look.
Hi lovelies! Happy Mother’s Day, all! This is a project I started because I was bored. Can you guess what I framed?
I think my next project should be nudibranch hair bits. I’m going to experiment with yarn and paint versions, separately. We’ll see how it goes.
And my mother tidbit today is being grateful for mother that supported me in my endevors through school and has taught me the crafting and sewingI know.
#mamachat #mothersday (at Bar Harbor, Maine)
Hi lovelies! I have found my size 4 circular needles and transferred the hat so that I can finish. Between the bulkier yarn and increases I need to do, I really needed the bigger area. But hey, it should be finished soon. But it finally feels like spring, so I’ve been trying to enjoy nature a bit, too.
As this project is coming to an end, I’m all ears for suggestions on the next project. What do you all want to see come from us creators, but also what do you want to see stocked in our #etsy #shop?
#mamachat #maine #mainemade #whatdoyouwant #project #craft #stock #suggestions (at Bar Harbor, Maine)
Hello lovelies! You can’t tell yet, but I’ve started the decrease! Here’s to giving a headache the finger. What do y'all say, should I make the brim a contrasting colour when I get to it? If so, any suggestions? I’m thinking either a slightly darker purple or the reddish colour I used as scrap yarn. I know my lighting stinks, but the hat is a pink just this shade of white. I’m actually using a Bernet baby yarn in the colour: pink. I’m disappointed to know they didn’t get creative with the name.
#mamachat #gettingcloser #etsy #hats #knitting #maine (at Bar Harbor, Maine)
Hi lovelies! I made some progress, just about ready to decrease now. I should have been at that point already, but between mental and physical issues, I was a legit potato this past weekend. And I’ve been dealing with a nauseating migraine at my day job, so as this piece is not a commission, it got put off. But I had plenty of #kitty #love while I was on radio silence. I’m trying to stay more active for all of you. Not always succeeding.
Anyways, I was wondering if people had suggestions on what you’d like to see next from me so I can make sure I have the bits. Jewelry? Nudibranch hair bits? Mermaid slippers? Random cross stitch? New pajamas? A stuffed toy? Let me know!
#mamachat #mainemade #etsy #whatdoyouwant #mentalhealth #pcos (at Bar Harbor, Maine)

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Some Sexual Orientations Explained with Ice Cream
Heterosexual: I like chocolate ice cream
Homosexual: I like vanilla ice cream
Bisexual: I like chocolate and vanilla and strawberry and mint and pistachio and…
Pansexual: I don’t give a fuck what flavor it is, just gimme some ice cream
Asexual: I’m lactose intolerant
Asexual (with a sex drive): I mean that’s some nice looking ice cream but it’s not worth it if my tummy’s gonna hurt for a week
Asexual (sex repulsed): Get that ice cream the fuck away from me
Asexual (sex averse): I mean you were really thoughtful to get me this ice cream and I can tell it means a lot to you so I’ll have a little bit and I won’t hate it
Demisexual: Ice cream was an acquired taste for me
Grey-ace: I don’t usually go for ice cream but damn that is a nice pint
Hello lovelies! I made progress for several reasons today. All of which included the cats not playing with my yarn. I took my project to work, kept the ball in a bag so it wasn’t tempting them, and as you can see, they were in their respective cat carriers for the evening. By choice. Keeping them cozy and available all the time makes them least threatening when you need to create the cats. Mine use them as safe spots. If they are comfy inside they don’t even disturb each other.
Sorry, I thought my Tigs was cuter than the hat. We’re not called Mama Cat Designs for no reason.
#mamachat #kitties #etsy #caves #carriers (at Bar Harbor, Maine)
Progress, Lovelies, Progress! I’m about a quarter way done, now that I’ve had a night to knit. Also, it pained me to stop in the middle of a kneedle, but I wanted a different shape and I’m in stockenette stich at the moment. More to come. But while we wait… Comment what you’d like to see next. My plan was another beaded work, but plans can change.
#mamachat #etsy #progress #whatdoyouwant #choices (at Bar Harbor, Maine)
Hi lovelies! While the mama portion of the shop pins a hem, I decided to play with scraps. This piece is full of organic catnip. Note to self: use less nip next time. Our critters are trying to tear it apart already. #cats #catnip #mamachat #mamachatdesigns #etsy #madeinmaine (at Bar Harbor, Maine)
Hello lovelies! Here’s my #bustier for the #wedding. It still needs to be ironed to stiffen the interfacing, the boning added, and my shoulder straps sewn on. Not necessarily in that order. But it’s coming along! #etsy #mamachat #mamachatdesigns #madeinmaine (at Bar Harbor, Maine)

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Made some progress on my #hat, but another member of the #etsy #shop finished a #custom piece today: a #bracelet version of my #knotted #cable #necklace. Wishing everyone safe travels this weekend. I’ll be #knitting away and off the roads until I work my day job on Sunday. #mamachat #mamachatdesigns #maine (at Bar Harbor, Maine)
Beaded drop earrings in red, white, and pink. The main bead is leaf-shaped, positioned under a drop of five other beads for a total 2inch length.
Hello Lovlies!
This one isn’t exactly new to the shop. We had it up a while ago, and I just wasn’t happy with it. I’ve done some fiddling, and my red leaves are back! So tell us what you think of the new design! Also a bit sorry about shadows and darker pictures. I’m still trying to figure out where the best lighting is in the new place. And as it’s late November in New England, I’d rather not be outside. :P