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Why must children always be screaming.

I hate that when something is just expected of people, there is no amount of explaining that will convince people you can't do it. I just can't have a job it makes me want to kill myself. And people give this or that reason why that's not actually true. No. I did it for nearly ten years. I know. Same thing happens every time. I will get a job if I need to. But I will inevitably become so depressed I am suicidal. And all anyone hears is "I'm a spoiled brat who doesn't want to do anything hard weh weh."

Insanely wild the behaviors that people have decided are cringe and make you a Bad Person (low stakes edition). Laughing at your own jokes? Double texting? Etc? I'm funny as fuck, I'm hee heeing and hoo hooing as much as I like. I will text you as many times in a row as I damn well please idgaf block my number. I couldn't think of others but I'm right about all of them.

There are certain food items that just should not cost as much as they do. Genuine, good restaurant food is expensive for a reason. Whatever. Spring rolls should not be $10 for 3 spring rolls. 4 if you're lucky. I don't give a shit if a restaurant buys those frozen and sells me trash. I don't care. I just want a pile of them.

So this rabbit I live with gets called everything but her name (my fault) and one of her names is Syphilis. Guess who just got a sister called Chlamydia

Obviously we would all probably behave differently than horror movie characters but I think it's so funny when they're like, doing things. Bro if a spooky ghost man was in my van I am JUST screaming. I am screaming so loud and so long and not even with an aim in mind it's just happening. People will hear me screaming from Saskatchewan, man. Don't fw me w that spooky shit I am SCREAMING. Annoying the ghost away.

Obviously we would all probably behave differently than horror movie characters but I think it's so funny when they're like, doing things. Bro if a spooky ghost man was in my van I am JUST screaming. I am screaming so loud and so long and not even with an aim in mind it's just happening. People will hear me screaming from Saskatchewan, man. Don't fw me w that spooky shit I am SCREAMING. Annoying the ghost away.

I'm watching passenger rn. Fuck the monster idc what do you MEAN a guy buffed out the metal deep gouges in in your paint job, color matched and clear coated it in a parking lot in like an hour.