stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

the way im incapable of having a conversation about weight with normal people. those conversations feel like a mine field because there are no right answers. im not gonna feel sorry for you that you gained weight and i dont have any dieting tips and your self depreciating weight jokes arent funny and i dont feel like congratulating you on your weight loss with how mean to your past self you are being and it doesnt feel good that you think that me wanting to gain weight is weird or stupid. sorry

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing