I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Randomly remembering how it's actually kind of funny how as far as my family was concerned, it was "nobody cares about how you look" when I was the one who didn't like the way I looked, but "you can't go outside looking like that, people will judge us all" when my family were the ones who didn't like the way I looked.

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.