in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live