For the longest time ever I didn't realize the song Californication was Cali and Fornication. I thought it was Californiacation as in turning things into California. ForceCali

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...