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friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

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iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

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angel-derangement

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

angel-derangement

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

ablubluh

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

toskarin

Hey this is my 6th coffee of the day, am i going to be fine?

if you want to, you can use your free will to take a deep breath, pinch your nose closed, seal your lips, form a pocket of air on the back of your tongue, and then quickly jump in the air, force air into your nose, and land in a crouching squat to do something truly horrible to yourself

hiveswap

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

hiveswap

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show,

ARE YOU INSANE

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placethemoonatmyeyes

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

obliqe

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

yardsards

ivan in west virginia

all his neighbours immediately distrust him because he’s russian and they haven’t gotten over the red scare and also no one new has moved in to the town in almost a decade

but then he participates in podunknowheresville’s annual lawnmower race with a monstrosity made from scrap metal and far too much duct tape and he wins second place in a neck-and-neck final round against sam americason, the most anti-russian man in the village

and ivan is scared that he blew his one chance to get accepted by the community but then sam jumps off his lawnmower and pats ivan on the back and says “you did good, brother. i’m sorry i misjudged you. looks like hillbillies are the same no matter what country we come from. you’re just like us, ivan. guess our redneck town has room for a little extra red” and everybody laughs and the credits roll while the ussr national anthem gets played on a banjo and washboard

headspace-hotel

Seconding Ivan in West Virginia

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

nlog-sama

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

nlog-sama

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

nlog-sama

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

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reallyreallyreallytrying

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

mjwatson

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

sailing-ever-west-deactivated20

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

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