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Good news. We finally wrangled Cakebot from Jo's hands and Ripley drop-kicked it to pieces, so we think that ended the brainwashing. Sorry for all the fuss. I should probably return this phone now. -April Lumberjanes

In case it becomes an issue, Ripley says she recommends water with a little vinegar in a spray bottle to shoo away cats. She says if it works on her cat, it will probably work on giant ones too. -April Lumberjanes

I regret to inform you that I and my fellow Zodiacs have been brainwashed. We shall now commence using our powers for evil. I am deeply sorry. Love, Barney.

Hi there again. Apparently, my suspensions were right about the counselors also being brainwashed. DO NOT TRUST ANY ADULT FIGURES. Except maybe the Bearwoman. I have never seen her willingly touch a computer. -April Lumberjanes

I have also been brainwashed. Cakebot, I, and the others who have been brainwashed are going to crash the moon into earth AND IF YOU STOP US, THEN IT'S NO MOLLY FOR YOU FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER. Sincerely, Jen. P.S. The rest of the summer in camp time, that is.

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Hi there. Sorry, we thought we'd fixed things, but Jo got out at the last minute. At least she didn't take the phone I stole when she locked me up under the mess hall. I'm currently breaking out. -April Lumberjanes

Tell April her little plan failed. Heheheheh.