okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

im the princess and you like me the most okay

because I'm alive and I don't know what else to do, I'm gonna love everyone as much as I possibly can

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

women are like beautiful flowers..... found all over the world. pleasant to be around. part of a larger plant. full of pollen. evolved in the jurrasic period. may eventually turn into an apple. comes in purple sometimes.

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have