A little witch called Carro 🌙

“humans don’t do anything for free” somewhere out there there is a guy who spent days if not weeks of his life cataloguing every stupid thing you can do on stardew valley so that you can minmax the fuck out of growing potatoes on a pixel grid for quite literally no reason but that it might help someone else

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

Accept that you will never live in something as baller as a Mesolithic Ukrainian Mammoth Bone Hut

“I do not feel God in this tweet” is a line I’m adopting into my vocabulary posthaste

i’m sorry for making your life more whimsical and serendipitous 🙄

-my cat when I yell at him for running around the house as fast as possible at 3am