life's a trip

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

she also climbed a tree and chilled out like a sloth in the treee after her introduction, it was wild and hilarious and he missed out, but she probably already found someone better who appreciates her dedication to humor

Never let this die

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.