paint me sorry, paint me sad

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

If cats could text their owners, they wouldn’t.

My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you

Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly

How great would it be to see a top 10 highlight of the times you laughed the hardest and their situations.

*is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.