Pat

isn’t it hilarious that the entirety of the events in Heathers happen all because veronica can forge signatures well like three kids died because she has good handwriting 

I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps 😑

Are you walking?

Oh shit

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

heck

you’re on thin fucking ice

oh no

it’s what he would have wanted 

@hugesucc-ess

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes