I Conduct The Electric City

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

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buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

This is the funniest fucking post on this site.

go to bedtrousle. get some sleeplovania

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)

Holding her like a talisman

when i was little i was obsessed with pickles like i would eat a whole jar of pickles and my parents were like you need to stop doing that and i threw a tantrum bc i couldn’t eat pickles but i did start rationing them or sneaking extra pickles at night. and sometimes i would take little nibbles of the pickle and put them on a paper towel and press out the juice and pretend the juiceless pickles were some sort of mollusk bc i read a book about a girl who was stranded on an island and she ate beach creatures and snails to survive and the process made the pickles really chewy which is what i imagined these foods to be like and then i would suck the pickle juice out of the paper towel.

Slay