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DEAR READER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin

shark vs the universe
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THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL (2022) dir. Paul Feig
the school for good and evil + the onion headlines
its crazy how often we get sunrises. they feel like they should be an eclipse-rarity event but no we get one every single day. we are truly blessed
fuuuck theres about to be one for the first time in 24 hours!! ive gotta go outside so i can watch!!!
My new favorite hobby is weaponizing my Mom Friend status against my male coworkers, of which there are a surplus because I am A Woman in The Trades. It's hilarious to me. I have been the Mom Friend my entire life and working construction means I've expanded my territory from Mom Friend to Site Mom by virtue of always knowing where things are and also having pain meds and general life advice if you need any. Do you know what happens when you are so aggressively mom-shaped despite not even being 30? All the young guys I work with have subconsciously put me in the mom category of their brains. Do you know what that means? I live and work in the American South. These guys have been raised both socially and culturally to Respect All Mom Figures and I've snuck myself into that classification like a cuckoo in the nest. Like, listen, I can take it and dish it out with the best of them and I'm "one of the guys" 97% of the time, but I have my limits. If they're being dicks to each other and I'm tired of it all I gotta do is look really disapproving and scold them with some classic Mom-isms and it will stop them dead in their tracks. It's a total short circuit of their brains. Not one of these guys has withstood my telling them "manners are free and it costs nothing to be kind." Sometimes I just give them a look and say "Really?" in that tone of voice all moms use when they're completely fed up with you and it makes them straighten up in 10 seconds flat, guaranteed. It's psychological warfare of the highest order. One time I jokingly pulled out a "I'm so disappointed in you" after hearing this barely 18 year old tell some story about being obnoxious in an online game voice chat and it was very obviously a joke but somehow it rattled him so much AT WORK that he later told me he stopped doing it. It's a perfect storm of factors and literally all of them are in my favor. Should I care more about not enforcing gender stereotypes, especially in such a male-dominated field? Probably, but let's be real, the power has completely gone to my head.

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me @ enjolras:
i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.
„Lunars were a society that had evolved from an Earthen moon colony centuries ago, but they weren’t human anymore. People said Lunars could alter a person’s brain—make you see things you shouldn’t see, feel things you shouldn’t feel, do things you didn’t want to do”.
Thorne, thinking that Scarlet is Princess Selene bc she has no hospital records: I've connected the dots
Cinder, actually Princess Selene: You haven't connected shit
Thorne: I've connected them
one of my favorite parts of the lunar chronicles has always been how batshit insane it is. just the the genuine unhingery. the main character kidnaps her love interest from his wedding. said love interest stabs his arranged bride (a murderous dictator) with scissors at the altar. cress and thorne stay at an inn in the middle of the desert, and while he’s fucking around gambling she gets kidnapped into an underground medical experimentation human trafficking ring and bought by her long lost father. there’s evil moon people. scarlet and wolf get it on in a boxcar after like two days of knowing each other. 4/9 of the main cast aren’t human. cinder crashes kai’s wedding (again), murders twenty people, and jumps off a ten story balcony into a lake. kai keeps cinder’s metal foot so he can stare at it and long after her while she’s a wanted fugitive. cress fangirls over and stalks her outlaw crush on the internet for years and then bags him when they meet. not one of them is over twenty or mentally sound btw. no other YA series is doing it like that. applause

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i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
the lottery by shirley jackson
hold on i have to read something real quick
dude
WHERE ARE DEAN AND CASTIEL WHEN YOU NEED THEM
FOUND THEM
There's nothing funnier to me than a company named “Crowdstrike” taking out multiple computers worldwide. Great job, buddy, you sure did.
imagine naming your software company like some malware... to then proceed and kill the kernel with custom kernel module updates which did not need consent from the users
Starting a drinks company called Suspicious Potions Inc so I can lightly poison my customers when they least expect it (which they should)
AYO EDEBIRI Late Night with Seth Meyers (June 2024)
YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

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In your opinion, are people born in 1998 millennials or Gen Z?
I was born in 1998 and I think we're a unique combination
I was born in 1998 and I think we're millennials
I was born in 1998 and I think we're gen Z
I was born in 1998 and I don't care about this
I'm a millennial NOT born in 1998 and I think they're millennials
I'm a millennial NOT born in 1998 and I think they're gen Z
I'm gen Z NOT born in 1998 and I think they're millennials
I'm gen Z NOT born in 1998 and I think they're gen Z
I'm from a different generation and I think they're millennials
I'm from a different generation and I think they're gen Z
I was NOT born in 1998 and I don't care about this
Infinitely nuanced answer
Add in the tags where YOU think the cutoff for millennial/gen z is!
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