Wife: Reblogs post which says *neck kissing is really fucking hot though*
Wife: Puts side eye emoji on the reblog.
Me, not getting it: āhaha thatās cuteā
Wife: Specifically opens up the post on my phone and makes me look at it while staring at me.
Me, STILL NOT GETTING IT: Oh right Iemme like and reblog it
Wife: continues to state at me
Me, the eternal virgin: ā¦
Wife, the eternally patient: ā¦
Me: āOoooohā, finally starts kissing her neck
And yet, this woman still loves me. She is not the girl of my dreams, because I never would have dared to imagine someone so awe inspiringly wonderful, and brilliant, and just plain beautiful, as she is.
Happy anniversary @zarans

















