p3 will be the death of me

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a quarter million in unmarked nonconsecutive bills in the next half hour or another hostage gets it

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

you’d think it’s nonsensical for the human brain to react so strongly to spiders when they’re relatively harmless but it’s actually genetic memory from our mammalian ancestors, from the times when spiders where so big that it was a real struggle to kill them even if your sword was made from crystal

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.