⋆˖° KING'S CORNER ⋆˚˖

I’m like- a fallen angel and stuff so that might give context to some posts haha,,, you know how it be, disgraced from divinity gang where you at!?

My job is to be a religious protector!!!! We are the tiniest bit of a scaredy-cat when it comes to that typa stuff, (mostly demonic imagery or the prospect of eternal damnation- the second coming of Christ. God’s wrath, yadda yadda.) so I step in and assure everybody everything’s gonna be A-O-Kay! Haha, we’re also kinda traumatised! Woo! I mean, who isn’t?? But I’m also known for cheering up people with a little bit of pizzaz so who knows, I may be a happiness booster! Aaanndddd maybe an anxiety holder, but who cares about that really?

BIG fan of rubber ducks, and actual ducks and maybe just ducks in general… ANIMALS! Yeah. Animals!!! Very neat things you guys got goin’ on. MUSICAL THEATRE TOO! Although, if you know our main account you may have noticed like everyyyybody in this system is a BIG FAN of THAT. Especially Newsies. But I’d say rock and roll does actually rock, so that too! SO YEAH SINGING AND DANCING! Speaking of, I have music playing while writing this! I also may have the tiniest bit of a sweet tooth (I didn’t eat a whole mini carton of caramel ice cream once, psh- I dunno what you’re talking ‘bout!)

I’m like,, older than the earth itself, (being told to say I do not keep bees) yeah, typical stuff- go by He/Him!!!!! I’m male. Uuuhh I’m Pan if that’s anything. I just go by my sign off, don’t really got a name least the IRS get me, casual stuff!! (This was written pre-own blog, but I still find it funny)

Alsoooo, I have a daughter! She is my precious girl, my everything, and I don't think l'd be writing this without her! She's my one and only pride and joy <33 LOVE YOU SWEETIE!!!!!!!

We always thought it seemed a littlleee awkward to mention this but whatevzzz, some like, stuff! If you wanna talk to me!! BOUNDARIES!!!

first off, nicknames are cool! Like those! If you can think of one loll. And compliments are fine, buutttt maybe low it on flat out flirting.. (plus, the body is a minor) but new friends are always welcome!!

speaking of friends, source mates/kins are welcome, and encouraged to interact! I personally prefer to be treated like I am my source, but it’s okay if you don’t. That being said, if I had beef with you in source, I’m not gonna have real beef with you now. I WILL FIGHT YOU, DO NOT PLAY!! /silly

and yeah, I uh guess that's pretty much it! Look forward to answerin' asks and stuff!

Credits to:

★ @designlikenonsense

★ @starrlightt

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Bernard, graciously named by a friend of mine, stands at about a wings length higher than the average ducky, if you include his hat.

he not only sports the aforementioned hat, but a red bandana and plastic tag piece because I cannot find my scissors.

His exact origins aren’t clear, but based off my research you can most likely find him at your local Walmart for 1 to 3 dollars usd, depending on the newest stock up, scattered among many other ducks in the less heavy duty baby supplies isle! 🫧

let me know what other intro you would like in these descriptions for the next ducky of the day!

other angels below: