hi. i am mai.

Lord

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

Snemons, or snail demons.

Good post.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

I CANT STOP I NEEDED THIS TO REMJND ME HOW THE WORLD STILL HAS GOOD IN JT

I hope that in 2017 you will not let anyone make you feel worthless and that you’ll take care of yourself even when you struggle to love yourself.

this is the money burrito. reblog for money and burritos to come your way

Y’ALL THE MONEY BURRITO WORKED!!! I JUST GOT NOTIFIED I WAS APPROVED FOR A $2,500 SCHOLARSHIP FOR NEXT SEMESTER!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^