how did you even get here

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

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sometimes a character has been forcefully dog coded and so it is not sexy or romantic it is something that grates at him that he must overcome. proving no i am not a dog i am a man who has been turned into an animal but wants to be a man again. max rockatansky comes to mind. fury road max the guard dog slash beast of burden who's found a newer wiser kinder master in furiosa but rails against the idea of having a master at all. and must leave his master to become a man again. devotion as a chain but not in a sexy way. an interesting dimension of dog-coding i think we should all explore

you are right and you should say it.