Here's what you get.

I have successfully made contact with the prime minister of kamino. They are using a bounty hunter named jango fett to create a clone army. I have a strong feeling that this bounty hunter is the assassin we're looking for

it's important for every communist to at some point realize that you can be pissed at someone in your life without getting karl marx involved

Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis

Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

he must be one of the 12 people who saw TENET

theres like a yuri cambrian explosion happening

was going to further explain how in the cons ive been to over the last few years theres been a dramatic increase in yuri (both ship art and art of actual yuri manga characters and even original w/w comics from artists) and it is excellent to see us progress towards more of a balance between yuri and yaoi but tbh the phrase yuri cambrian explosion just made me think like what if an anomalocaris and an opabinia were girlfriend

how do we make it slip again

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?