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explain to people like they're in kindergarten that the gap is so large that even if ALL third party voters had voted for her she still would've lost and they start pouting and stomping their feet because they REALLY really really wanted a chance to go off on a racist rant about arabs and blame them for everything but feel justified about it instead of realizing they're MAGA 2.0

never mind that she ran an absolutely abysmal campaign for an already racist, misogynistic, conspiracy theorist population, this is all because YOU *points at someone who has lost multiple family members in the genocide* insisted on purity culture and virtue signalling! i hope the rest of your family dies too! <- you people unironically

the original dni

What age is she turning? 201? 120? Is she an elf???

They probably read 2021 (New Year balloons)

he needs mouse bites to live

I can't get over "and comes fucks me".

This video ruined all those aesthetic photos of fog for me. I can’t see a foggy landscape without this video playing in my head.

It's Comes Fucks Me Wednesday babes

I was gonna queue this but then tumblr user commandtower-solring-go declared it a Wednesday post and

Amazing

the sheer number of meme formats that are just *random dig at women to establish joke structure* *joke that could've stood up fine on its own*