magmatoes

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

it's all "fuck cars i'm anti car culture" until my pet imp pours sugar in someone's gas tank then it's suddenly like "how am i supposed to get to work" "keep that fucking thing on a leash" are you listening to yourself. do you not realize how weird that would be. he's a little man.