born to bard, forced to toil

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

ham and sneeze sandwich

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame