magimatica

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

none binary with left titty

My goodness, what a fancy waistcoat!

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

st. agatha’s new saint day will be moved to december 17. im the pope and i say so.

nobody understands how to spot terf dogwhistles anymore bc everyone on this fucking site agrees with radical feminist theory as long as it doesn’t explicitly say trans people are fake lmao

you forgot the part where like a week later someone reposts the whole thing and adds “OP was a terf so I’m stealing this post”

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.

am in IT, from a programming background. often ask my workmate if i can rubberduck at him. had to explain the first time.

Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

[offscreen voice] “hey.” cat: “wahhh?? waaah?” “what.” “wehhh…” “yeah I know. we’ve gotta get up.” “wehhhh!” “we’ve gotta get up.” “waahhhhh!” “we do!” “waa–”

op you have a very soothing voice

Almost every gay person I’ve met likes pokemon

if you’re lgbt what’s your favorite pokemon

Pre-orders are only open till Friday, and every purchase is a big help in making sure I can cover all my bills next month since I’m taking time off work to go home for the holidays!

Pre-orders end TOMORROW!!!!

oh my goodness this is hysterical!! I’m crying laughing in the break room at work 😂😂

omfg I love you

I have not laughed so hard in forever.

someone go back in time and make P.G. Wodehouse write this

@fredgodof

OH MY FUCKING GOD