Errin's Blogstuff

Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for

even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

this reads like a video game loading screen

i didnt realize this was a minecraft meme at first just thought it was some medieval marie kondo lifestyle shit and i was like yeah i’ll drink to that

average dark souls map layout

what my players expect every dungeon to be like

we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude

closed 20 minutes ago and this bitch still has her cart. my manager is getting pissed. 👀

people really think they be that entitled to shit huh?

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron

Y'all can’t be serious

The only non-racist explanation for this is if the employees were all made out of cheese.