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An outtake cutscene from ‘Mario Power Tennis’ on the Nintendo Gamecube.
Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for
even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”
there are a lot of contenders but this is the best scene in any Metal Gear Solid game sorry
No sorry, you’re wrong. The end of this scene is the best.
What if the world… Were minecraft
I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what
The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it
He Contemplates the Flat Apple
This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking
This is what I’m reading btw
Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?
seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power
i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft
Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience
the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung
The ride never ends
Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor
The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating
I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house
galaxy brain: The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

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Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?
there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”
Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?
The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.
I have been educated today and I appreciate it
someone: and then he pulled Excalibur out of The Stone -
everyone who has read this post, starting now:
Why do I do this to myself and my players
i was reading wikipedia about threats to gorilla conservation and i am deeply ashamed to admit that the mental image upon reading that a gorilla could step on a landmine made me laugh
this reads like a video game loading screen
thanks for autogenerating this facebook

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current layout plan for the house
i didnt realize this was a minecraft meme at first just thought it was some medieval marie kondo lifestyle shit and i was like yeah i’ll drink to that
average dark souls map layout
what my players expect every dungeon to be like
a re-draw of (one of) the first ever drawings of Samus I’ve ever done, from way back in 2016(!), albeit a lot more elaborate than it used to be
we closed 15 minutes ago and this one customer is still shopping and giving us attitude
closed 20 minutes ago and this bitch still has her cart. my manager is getting pissed. 👀
manager changed the announcement from “The store is closed and the registers will be shutting down shortly. Please proceed to the front.” to “The store is closed and registers have shut down. Please exit the building.”
The customer scoffed. I’m about to go fucking feral.
final update bc i just got out: manager actually fucking did it and shut down all the registers. customer got up front and freaked out with the cart. “What am I supposed to do with this!?” the customer shouts. my manager smiles and takes the cart. “don’t worry,” she says “we’ll put it back for you.”
customer stormed out and tried to get the last word in by shouting “you just lost a paying customer!” like….no….because the store is closed…
people really think they be that entitled to shit huh?
That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.
alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible
Hey, I was listening to oblivion guard quotes on youtube and found a collection of cut dialogue. Here are four increasingly weird takes on a line that they decided to leave out for some reason.

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Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
Ricky Berry and his roommate Philip Blackwell not only were denied service at a CVS in Carytown, Virginia, when they were in search of sliced cheese, the employees there actually hid from the customers and called the police on them. Blackwell said there was another customer attempting to purchase some medicine for a bad tooth, who also couldn’t find anybody to help him. Berry stated that a police officer showed up and helped them search the store only to find the employees in a back room behind locked doors.
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Y'all can’t be serious
The only non-racist explanation for this is if the employees were all made out of cheese.