Correlation doesn't equal causation but at some point you have to look at the socially deviant army doctor who makes the world's biggest heart eyes at his male bunkies and gets accused of being gay by the CIA guy and makes so many queer flagging jokes that the one canonically gay guy comes to him for help and accept that they put a fruity bisexual who wants to get knocked up by his married bunkmates on prime time television in 1972


















