Magical in the Bragic variety

it's honestly kinda awesome how you can have no friends for eight years as a kid and then for the rest of your life in any social situation you'll be at all times seconds from throwing your body at the nearest window. wow brains really are so adaptive.

fuck hot girl summer we're having freaky perv kinky sex summer

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

i would look up goblin porn at work to protect my family

it's always ethical to kidnap an outdoor cat and make them an indoor cat. shithead owner will just assume a car or coyote got them. outdoor cats are bad for the environment, local wildlife and themselves. the only one that benefits from an outdoor cat is the lazy piece of shit owner that doesn't want to actually look after their cat. give that outdoor cat a better life, a longer life.

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?

You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I used to think this and then I got older and I realized that all of the friends who thought I was the crazy woke friend were actually kind of losers, and that I needed to change my environment

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

its fucked up but the only emotion possible is jealousy

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly