Jack😳

Call me hits so fucking hard at the beginning of sludgefest. Genuinely the best opener in music history, it sets the entire tone for the rest of the album so well, the tone being lots of heroin

Sludgefest is the BEST thing to come out of the internet. The original sludgefest getting deleted was like a chipmunk genocide, but the first two volumes have still been reposted thank god. Reading the comments on the YouTube videos always give me chills, which is a bit cringe but whatever. Hearing people’s fabricated stories about this drugged up version of Alvin and the chipmunks is so interesting. Anyways, light the spoon dad, we’re going in…

Worst fucking day ever ig

I hate cap’n jazz cause of how much they make me remember how much my old friend group has drifted apart. Especially the monologue at the end of forget who we are, it’s so fucking sad. Watching some of my friends become pervert dickheads, and then other friends find different groups, and even getting sick of people I once loved. The worst part is how little I can do about it other than just watch it happen, all I can do is accept what’s happening and go easily. But yeah I love cap’n jazz✌️

I love going to see a movie in theaters weeks after it came out cause the theaters always empty

Ongezellig is so good I just wish the fanbase wasn’t so gross about the TEENAGE characters💔

Sometimes I wish I could go into a coma for a few months or a year and just not have to worry about anything but whatevs

Happy pride month to all my LGBTQ+ hombres❤️

Hey Apple I will RAPE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IF YOU DONT LET ME DELETE SHIT. You deny me the right to delete MY OWN PHOTOS and won’t let me DOWNLOAD A SIGNLE FUCKING VIDEO AFTER I DELETED A 10 MB APP YOU FUCKER. Apple count your days.

My dick hurts so fucking much WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!!!

Too many people are caught up in their rock n roll superiority complex to understand that 2slimey IS the next game changer, keeping your head in the past will never be a good thing✌️

I hate that I’ve been forced to stay in one place for the past 15 years of my life (excluding California.) the second I graduate I’m going on a great big expedition if gas prices are low enough.

Westboro Baptist Church is so fucking crazy, it genuinely seems like it’s a big fat satire. It’s also funny as hell that a non-profit bought two houses next to their church and painted pride flags onto said houses, but I think WBC deserves a bit worse lowkey.