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I yearn to be a snail. It's a simple life. Eat leaf, be slimy, and stay out of france.

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Sometimes I remember weird things from my childhood that seemed totally normal at the time but now I’m like “wait, no, that was not even a little normal.”
In other news, my family once dressed me up as a dead Victorian child to scare hotel guests.
oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now
and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.
Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.
i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?
The President is a Predator
The Executives? Predators.
We’re just Food to them.

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Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.
I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free
Do you think Songbirds have Standards? Like. Y’know greatest hits from grandpappy’s time. Are there regional “tunes” that are more or less popular with geographically isolated populations of the same kind of bird? Do you think a bird ever got blown to a new place by a storm and had to learn a whole new portfolio of songs to fit in with the locals? You think a catch-and-release bird ever came into a new locations with songs that caught on and became popular and they were kinda like a little songbird pop star? Is there research money for this I have questions.
Abstract. In studies of cumulative cultural evolution in non-human animals, the focus is most often on incremental changes that increase the
New research from the University of Oxford has provided fresh insights into how bird songs evolve over time. The analysis is based on over 1
YES. THEY ARE RHEY DO.
THE KNOWLEDGE I CRAVE
all-dwarf campaign
It's three days later and I have to re-reblog this because it genuinely looks exactly like every shitty flash animation I loved when I was 15.
Everything about this is perfect.

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The binturong of marine biology
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'
she is good
you know her.?
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[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?
[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

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What's the name of the jjba book you reblogged a page of?
oh gosh I think it's just like, how to write? or something? look up the authors name, iirc its the only nonfiction book by him that's been translated into English so shouldnt be too hard to find. its really wild and I would say much of it is not especially useful as a writing guide but 1. some of it is 2. it is fascinating to see HIS process illuminated, especially because he does not seem to realize how weird his process is 3. it makes everything about JJBA make sooooo much sense
This is kinda ominous ngl
Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.
[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]