~ who am i ~

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

craving tim drake and cissie king jones interactions, dc hear me out, dc pls

I so desperately want them to be civilian friends bc they’re both kinda famous and I think they’d love letting tabloids make shit up about them

this exactly!!! they're each others' red carpet buddy; tim isn't an actor, he isn't in a single movie cissie is in, but they WILL do one those buzzfeed thirst tweets interview together somehow; they'll stir up rumours just for fun!!

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

happy pride to anita fite who is the most gay non-canonically gay girl in the world ever? became a superhero bc of another girl, who she went on to have intense (gay) tension with, and yet still threatened a whole werewolf’s life over, and then braided her hair when they became proper friends, and babysat her aged down parents with…

“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

and frankly? some of you struggle with hairy men.

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it