I was able to meet a group of great people

they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up

Guys I think the sickness may claim me

*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious

uhhh i guess that’s reasonable. how long? maybe five to ten seconds?

longer. *aside, to my minion* how long does it take to set up the heinous device?

(in a stage whisper) three minutes if we're speedrunning it.

*back to the hero* just picking a number at random here. let’s say three minutes

awww its ok little guy [steps towards you with intent to harm]

not ok!!

gimmick blog detected

Take the shot.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

they're so right... kitties are experts at soft...

Put your hands together for Weevil 192 everybody