I have a tumblr.

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

You will never see me say this about another human being but I hope John Travolta stays in the fucking closet forever, which is highly likely because Scientology hates gay people. It would set us back 15 years. Seeing his name on lists of gay celebrities would give my psychic damage. I do not want to share this community with that man. I think maybe if the ideology of Scientology wasn’t so fucking homophobic, he would have tried doing the Kevin Spacey ‘Hey, I’m gay! After decades in the closet in the public eye, I’m finally coming out as gay! Don’t focus on how I’m a sexual predator, let’s talk about how I’m gay!’ luckily, John Travolta is trapped in a cult so I think he’ll spend the rest of his miserable life not aligning himself with the gay community and dragging us down with him. Is this stance politically correct? Idgaf.

I will admit, there are a few celebs I’m pretty sure are LGBTQ and closeted and I kind of hope I’m correct and I hope they feel safe enough to come out one day. And then there is John Travolta who has had persistent rumors about his sexuality for 30+ years and everyone I see someone mention them I’m like “Yeah, but he’s straight. We shouldn’t assign a sexuality to a stranger. That’s a heterosexual Scientologist right there.”

AND Lindsey Graham! Let’s take him at his word, I’m sure his 3 girlfriends that he wrote about in his memoir were completely real.

Idol worship among western queer people must be studied

totally the opposite of the point of this post btw but also. do you think they don’t have gay celebs and gay icons and fan culture in the east? do you think gay people don’t enjoy watching other gay people succeed and exist publicly elsewhere?

the twilight saga is not cringe u unwhimsical bitch ur just boring

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

i have been informed this is called being "tired." but i am rejecting this hypothesis due to i am science

peer reviewed and approved

critically acclaimed but the critics are me and my mutuals

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

Are you fucking kidding me

i have never been happier 

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