The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men

Sexist.

i am literally a man

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

You have survived every moment of your life, even the ones you swore you wouldn’t. This time is no different; you will last.

This is so CUTE they’re so cute I’m mad

the future generation’s humor… ive never been so proud :’)

To reward anyone crazy enough to figure this out.

“If you do something creative, you should be rewarded for it” seems to be the modern Nintendo motto, and I’m grateful for this kind of design.

i want a “mutually obsessed with each other but in a healthy way” kind of relationship

me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

full offense but if you don’t have intentions of loving someone back who loves you then don’t fuck around with them on a mental or physical or emotional level

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye