In depth, sausages

Liara’s boobs get bigger in each game because that’s where she keeps galactic secrets

“sorry English is not my first language” I say. As if I make any sense in my first language

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him