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Khadgar: I just tried making a reservation at the library.

Jaina: You don’t need a reservation at the-

Khadgar: But I couldn’t get one.

Jaina: Please stop talking.

Khadgar: It was fully…

Jaina, softly: Don’t.

Khadgar: Booked!

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Varok: Do you love the color of the-

Sylvanas: Finish that sentence, and there won’t be enough left of you to make gloves.

#sylvanas windrunner #varok saurfang

Liadrin: You can trust me.

Valeera: Okay can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something…

Liadrin: Ugh! Is this about those stupid tamagotchis?

Valeera: Actually it is!

Liadrin: You left me with six of them, Valeera! Taking care of that many is like a full time job!

Valeera: I left you with six adult Tamogotchis in perfect health, and by the time you swapped back to me, they were all dead. You have to like, actively murder them for that to happen.

#source: schitt's creek #valeera sanguinar #lady liadrin #valadrin

Sylvanas: I wasn’t that drunk.

Jaina: You called yourself ugly.

Sylvanas:

Sylvanas: By the light, I was wasted…

#source: tumblr #sylvanas windrunner #jaina proudmoore

Sylvanas: I hate you ALL! I have hated you for millennia!

Sylvanas: Except you, Vereesa.

Vereesa: Thanks.

Sylvanas: I merely wish to put you in a jail.

Sylvanas: And fill up the jail with acid.

Sylvanas: Once for everytime you made a catty remark, or asked to speak to the manager, or qualified yourself in every conversation about ANYTHING by saying “What would I know? My husband’s only an archmage of the Kirin Tor.”

Sylvanas: Then, at the end of a thousand years, you would say

Sylvanas: “🌸Sylvanas, I have learned not to do any of these things because I HATED the acid you put on me🌸”

Sylvanas: And I would say

Sylvanas: “That is why I did it, Little Moon.”

Sylvanas: “I did it for you.”

Sylvanas: “And for Quel’thalas.”

Sylvanas: I often think about this.

#source: harrow the ninth #sylvanas windrunner #vereesa windrunner

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Sylvanas: Every time I see Jaina, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Velonara: That’s cus you love her.

**Meanwhile**

Jaina: Every time I see Sylvanas, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Vereesa: Don’t get too close, you seem to have an allergic reaction.

#source: tumblr #jaina proudmoore #sylvanas windrunner #dark ranger velonara #vereesa windrunner #sylvaina

Wrathion: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

#source: tumblr #wrathion

Jaina: Well fuck you all except Sylvanas because I know that’s exactly what she wants.

#source: unknown #sylvanas windrunner #jaina proudmoore #sylvaina

Liadrin: Why are you wearing thighboots into battle?

Valeera: What else would I wear?

Liadrin: Sabatons, maybe?

Valeera: Sabatons are for straight people who play couples’ tennis and get divorced.

#source: meme #valeera sanguinar #lady liadrin #valadrin

Valeera: I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy.

#source: texts from last night #valeera sanguinar

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Jaina: The sky is beautiful tonight.

Ranger-General Sylvanas: You know who else is beautiful?

Jaina, blushing: Who?

Sylvanas: Me.

#source: tumblr #sylvanas windrunner #jaina proudmoore #sylvaina

Jaina: Fuck you.

Sylvanas, grinning: Is that a promise, Lord Admiral?

#source: tumblr #sylvanas windrunner #jaina proudmoore #sylvaina

Vereesa: Do you have a bag I could borrow?

Jaina: The only bags I carry are the ones beneath my eyes, hoisting the weight of my crippling existence.

Vereesa: Literally all you had to do was say no.

#source: tumblr #jaina proudmoore #vereesa windrunner #veraina

Maiev: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

#source: twitter #maiev shadowsong

Anduin: How tall are you?

Jaina: 6’4

Anduin, turning to Taelia: And you?

Taelia: *grabs Anduin by his shirt collar*

Taelia: 5’2.

Taelia: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

#source: tumblr #jaina proudmoore #taelia fordragon #anduin wrynn

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Jaina: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Alleria: Not if they consent to it.

Sylvanas: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Vereesa: … YES?!?!

#source: tumblr #sylvanas windrunner #jaina proudmoore #alleria windrunner #vereesa windrunner #sylvaina #allaina #veraina

Liadrin: Of course Valeera’s dumb. She’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in her body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science!

#source: texts from last night #lady liadrin #valeera sanguinar #valadrin

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