doobling

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

They bombed near my friend's house, 50 martyrs.

If you can, please also help my other friend. If there's still a chance to get them out before it's too late I'm going to take it.

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life