@hampsdesu

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head