shhh

one of the best feelings in life is when something that used to feel so big now feels so far away

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

do some fun drugs. read a fuckton of books. watch a fuckton of movies. get a magazine subscription. go to a bookstore. get laid. have a few orgasms. go to the club. buy a new pair of boots. go hiking. go to a movie theater. eat a pastry. have an iced coffee.

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it