who if anyone is on your list of people that mason's allowed to date?
There are like a couple of Cheerios who are cute enough and nice enough, but I feel like Coach Sue would be super duper scary to anyone on the squad who was dating each other in case they caused #drama, so that’s cancelled.
I can totes go through everyone in glee club for you, though, since that place loves drama!
@goldstarraph: No. He’s like waaaay too obsessed with himself to be a good boyfriend for Masey-Mase.
@finnhuds: No! A quarterback and a cheerleader is like way too basic, and also the quarterback gets waaaaay more attention! @mascarthy is not a side-character, he’s totally the main event!
Mercedes: No! Isn’t she obsessed with tater tots? Those can’t be a part of Mason’s daily diet, and he doesn’t need that kind of temptation.
@kaithummel: No. She doesn’t like boys, does she?
@artieabrcms: No! His vibe is like all over the place, dating someone that predictable seems super stressful.
@tinacc: No! Everyone in glee club has already seen her boobs and Mason’s super good at sharing from having a twin his whole life, but that doesn’t mean he should have to share his girlfriend’s boobs with everyone we know!
@quinnfcbray: No. I’m not ready to be an aunt.
@fondueforbritt: Maybe. I can’t think of a good reason for him to not be allowed to date Britt-Britt!
@sntanalopez: No! I can’t have anyone who’s going to accidentally mess up Masey-Mase’s confidence, even if she claims to mean her insults with love at any point!
@npuck: No! Too much drama, and not the fun kind!
@mattrutherfcrd: Maybe. Another person I can’t think of a super good reason to say no to, unless he’s secretly in love with Michaela.
@michaelaschang: Yes. She’s like, perfect, but also lowkey enough that she wouldn’t outshine Mason.
@josiestjames: No! See Raph’s answer for reasons.
@thesamevans: Maybe. Only if I’m in a relationship with someone else already because Sam is totes the type of boy we could end up fighting over, and fighting is BAD!
@laurcnzizes: No. She’s also super full of herself and kind of mean, sooooo not a good combo!
@andersonb: Yes! He and Mason would be super cute boyfriends.
Rory: No??? I don’t want to set my brother up for heartbreak when Rory inevitably goes back to Ireland. Long distance relationships don’t work, duh!
Joe: NO. He doesn’t wear shoes enough and although Mason’s feet are perfectly pedicured, that doesn’t mean he needs to start prancing around shoeless, too!
Marley: Yes. Subdued and sweet, she’d be like a way supportive and nice girlfriend who wouldn’t steal Mason’s spotlight.
@justjake: No. He’s so grouchy!!!
@rydlynn: Maybe. See my answer about Sam for reasons!
Unique: No. Another person who’s waaaay too much of a diva for Mason.
@wldekitty: No. She’s like another Santana, except slightly more allowable since she put us high on the Glist.
Bree: No!!! A Santana-ier Santana, yikes!
@janeshaywards: No. Her hair is too big, and her legs are too perfect, it would distract from how great Mason is when they were out in public together.
@roderickrules: No. Roderick’s like, totally good enough, but he was sort of my friend first thanks to our duet assignment and I don’t want him to like Mason more than me because they start doing kissy things, sorry.
@porterspncr: Maybe. Spencer’s super funny and not enough of a football star yet to like, be a threat.
Alistair: No. His hair’s longer than mine.