some nights, i call it a draw

Jake: Better question: who would be surprised if they were both already brainwashed? They're a little over the top, dude, there could for sure be someone behind the curtain pulling the strings. Same goes for you, it's all starting to make sense. Mr. Schue's never been okay, I don't know why you're acting like him being weird is new.

Jake: Are we sure they aren't just like brainwashed? Wasn't there some movie where there were hidden brainwaves in music that made people into mindless followers? Pocketful of Sunshine would have that going on. And I don't know, I'd probably do something that seems wholesome but actually isn't and try to sneak it past Mr. Schue. Like Afternoon Delight but less stupid.

Sugar: 90s clothes would actually be cute on you, the 90s were such an iconic time for fun outfits! You should definitely wear color sleeved shirts than flannel, especially since if you wear more flannel to match the season you'll also be matching like most of the guys in the choir room plus Finn. JT was the one who pulled the nip out! How do you not remember that part! And then he sold Janet out so he could go to the grammys or something lame like that.

Sugar: TRU! They all dressed in a way that only worked in 2010 and 1910 nowhere else. Button ups, sweaters and hoodies natch, but also those like baseball tees with like the color arms like the one red and White shirt Troy Bolton wore all the time! He was a bad boyfriend to Britney and like a super gross ex afterwards and you don't remember the boob thing at the superbowl!? Yaaa the worst album EVER. You're not incorrect but he has a weird face i think. Ramen noodle hair was bad too!

Sugar: Being good at FOUR things is a saying!? They're a hipster band from like early 2010s, maybe 2009? They rocked a lot of Henleys. You know what shirts look good on you but you settled on Henleys....Fascinating. Four is a good number to settle on! I don't know where to even start lol. Being AWFUL to Britney, The Janet thing, that bad Man of the Woods album and just look at him? He just looks dickish!

Sugar: Why wouldn't I ask? Four is such a specific number! Are you a member of Mumford and Sons six years ago? No one has a good taste in Henleys, Ry. It's an oxymoron. So we're right back to four! Oh can't stop the feeling is so good but JT is like 🤢🤢🤢

Jake: The best way to be less annoying is to just can Pocketful of Sunshine all together, dude.

Madison: You can sooooo use that to your advantage! Remember square roots to the tune of the song! I mean, it might be hard, like, I'm not sure how well 144 and 12 will fit in syllable wise, but you can try. Even if you fail you'll probs remember better since you made the effort at all.

Madison: Oooh! That could be super duper fun too. I mean, if you do Can't Stop the Feeling it's like already half my idea anyway, I may as well contribute more! We probs won't be able to get all the sophomores, though. I mean, Grumpy and Meanie'll say no, I bet.

Ryder: I mean, I could try that! Pnumonic devices are supposed to be helpful haha. Do you ever do that?

Sugar: What four things? Nothing's WRONG with my thoughts, but I don't wanna know what's up there either! You haven't seen La La Land, that's why. The comparison is STRIKING. Walking on Sunshine is such a good one! That's suuuch a good and fun song!

Madison: And that's a bad thing WHY? Usually the things that stay in your head forever and ever are the important things, so like, logic means Pocketful of Sunshine is important!!!

Madison: I mean, other sunshine songs are a super obvi choice but could be fun! There's always the Sunshine Day song from the Brady Bunch, I bet no one else would think to do that. And no, I don't know yet! But I'm sure Masey Mase and I will come up with something amazing as usual!

Ryder: Because tests are hard enough to study for without "take me away, a secret place, a sweet escape, take me away" coming up in my head instead of the square root of whatever 😂

Madison: 'Less annoying'???? Pocketful of Sunshine is a M A S T E R P I E C E. Like, not as good as Unwritten but Natasha Bedingfield is totes a genius.

Madison: With that said, you totes Can't Stop the Feeling if you have a Pocketful of Sunshine, just saying!

Ryder: I had no idea I was about to get attacked by Natasha Bedinfeld stans 😂 I love Unwritten but you got to admit, Pocketful really does not leave your head.

Sugar: Ok good, at least you have good taste in ONE thing! Ear worms are kind of annoying but I like humming all day, otherwise all I have in my head are my own thoughts and lmao ew. La La Land is really pretty but really boring and Emma Stone looks more like an bitmoji than usual in it. Ikr! Umm Sunflower from Spiderman isn't too slow I don't think but the vibe is like lower than Pocketful of Sunshine I think?

Sugar: !! SLANDER!!! Pocketful of Sunshine is literally a modern classic! Have you not seen Easy A!? Anyway why not mash it up with Another Day of Sun from La La Land or Soak Up The Sun by Sheryl Crow or Sunflower Vol 6 by Harry Styles? I literally have a whole playlist of songs about the sun and a sun inspired mashup would be ICONIC