#gleedomason

There are like a couple of Cheerios who are cute enough and nice enough, but I feel like Coach Sue would be super duper scary to anyone on the squad who was dating each other in case they caused #drama, so that’s cancelled.

I can totes go through everyone in glee club for you, though, since that place loves drama!

@goldstarraph: No. He’s like waaaay too obsessed with himself to be a good boyfriend for Masey-Mase.

@finnhuds: No! A quarterback and a cheerleader is like way too basic, and also the quarterback gets waaaaay more attention! @mascarthy is not a side-character, he’s totally the main event! 

Mercedes: No! Isn’t she obsessed with tater tots? Those can’t be a part of Mason’s daily diet, and he doesn’t need that kind of temptation.

@kaithummel: No. She doesn’t like boys, does she?

@artieabrcms: No! His vibe is like all over the place, dating someone that predictable seems super stressful. 

@tinacc: No! Everyone in glee club has already seen her boobs and Mason’s super good at sharing from having a twin his whole life, but that doesn’t mean he should have to share his girlfriend’s boobs with everyone we know! 

@quinnfcbray: No. I’m not ready to be an aunt. 

@fondueforbritt: Maybe. I can’t think of a good reason for him to not be allowed to date Britt-Britt! 

@sntanalopez: No! I can’t have anyone who’s going to accidentally mess up Masey-Mase’s confidence, even if she claims to mean her insults with love at any point!

@npuck: No! Too much drama, and not the fun kind!

@mattrutherfcrd: Maybe. Another person I can’t think of a super good reason to say no to, unless he’s secretly in love with Michaela.

@michaelaschang: Yes. She’s like, perfect, but also lowkey enough that she wouldn’t outshine Mason. 

@josiestjames: No! See Raph’s answer for reasons. 

@thesamevans: Maybe. Only if I’m in a relationship with someone else already because Sam is totes the type of boy we could end up fighting over, and fighting is BAD!

@laurcnzizes: No. She’s also super full of herself and kind of mean, sooooo not a good combo!

@andersonb: Yes! He and Mason would be super cute boyfriends.

Rory: No??? I don’t want to set my brother up for heartbreak when Rory inevitably goes back to Ireland. Long distance relationships don’t work, duh!

Joe: NO. He doesn’t wear shoes enough and although Mason’s feet are perfectly pedicured, that doesn’t mean he needs to start prancing around shoeless, too! 

Marley: Yes. Subdued and sweet, she’d be like a way supportive and nice girlfriend who wouldn’t steal Mason’s spotlight. 

@justjake: No. He’s so grouchy!!!

@rydlynn: Maybe. See my answer about Sam for reasons!

Unique: No. Another person who’s waaaay too much of a diva for Mason.

@wldekitty: No. She’s like another Santana, except slightly more allowable since she put us high on the Glist. 

Bree: No!!! A Santana-ier Santana, yikes!

@janeshaywards: No. Her hair is too big, and her legs are too perfect, it would distract from how great Mason is when they were out in public together. 

@roderickrules: No. Roderick’s like, totally good enough, but he was sort of my friend first thanks to our duet assignment and I don’t want him to like Mason more than me because they start doing kissy things, sorry. 

@porterspncr: Maybe. Spencer’s super funny and not enough of a football star yet to like, be a threat. 

Alistair: No. His hair’s longer than mine. 

Myron: No. D I V A. 

Mashed up with Black Magic by Little Mix !!