Madness Diamond

*follow up from this one here*

Sojiro: *walks into the cafeteria, dressed in his sweats and Gabes shirt, slightly hungover* good morning.

Hanzo: *making breakfast with Genji, pours him an orange juice* howd you sleep?

Sojiro: very well, though Gabe and jack kept stealing the sheets from me.

Hanzo: ...

Genji: ...

“WHAT?!”

Sojiro: *now seated as his sons interrogate him* it’s not that bad.

Hanzo: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Genji: GABE IS WORSE THAN JACK!!

Sojiro: Theres nothing bad about either of them. They’ve both made mistakes but they’re here to fix that, because of Gabes information talon is backpedaling fast. And if you must know we got to know each other last night over drinks and well-

Hanzo: YOU WERE DRUNK?!

Genji: WHAT DID THEY DO-

Sojiro: I was yes, and we only cuddled and slept. Nothing crazy.

Genji: well... good. I’m glad you’re taking it slow, I don’t trust either of them with your emotions.

Sojiro: ...We had morning sex once we were sober. It was good.

Hanzo: ...oh.

Genji: OOOOOOOHHH!!!

Gabe: *walks in wearing jacks shirt and jacket, very hungover* shhh not so l- oh so you have my shirt!

Jack: *walks in wearing a bath robe* if that’s the case, who has my underwear?