Desperate lover, do you feel all alone?

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

Respecting Women

bat man

minecraft

youtube

in the tags guys

fuckin weed

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Criminal justice and psychology

i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued over my life!

Minecraft

so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

Anon bb come back i can change for you

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars