When Did The Rain Become A Storm?

Or maybe they should be scared of me.

I don’t need proof but hey, if that tickles your fancy, then go right ahead. 

Fair enough. Well, once I joined you’ve got to stay in regulation to the rules, so I’ve had to shave my head like twice a month for the past six years. Wow that’s.. a long time. He’s deployed right now?

Ooh, yeah- I've never met a marine with particularly long hair. Apart from Sergeants. Yeah, my dads a gunnery sergeant.

I wouldn’t be too weirded out, it’s probably got a completely logical reason as to why it grows there instead of other places. 

Alright then, let them stick with the deadly flowers..—deadly flowers; sounds weird when you say it. 

Eh, I think everyone’s wrong about those three things, honestly.  I guess so. I haven’t really had a good night out in forever and last time I went out wasn’t exactly the best. The vagina talks only happen when Ayd’s around.

Very dark and morbid. Sounds like your kind of flower.

Then why don’t they just grow daisies or something around the graves? There, I fixed it. 

No need to thank me yet. Wait what?! What happened?

Well I want too. I just...he told something to someone about me and I hated it.

Some of them? Most of them are mental. But it makes for good entertainment.

Yeah but they make me wonder sometimes.

And what wouldn’t you be right about? Ah, well I’m actually thinking about going out tonight and if you’re there you’re bound to hear some of them or maybe Ayden and I talking about vaginas. Our conversations while drunk aren’t very appropriate..  But, I blame that on Ayd.

That’s fine babe, I’ll get you pissed as fuck anyways. 

I do took at the truth or trash segments in the magazines. You read something and have to decide if its real or not, because some celebrities are actually so crazy that it makes it hard. I never saw that movie, so yeah I wouldnt know.

I don't even bother with magazines because they publish it enough as it is. Some of 'em are mental. Ooh, you should.