sad boy hours

UNDERTALE WHAT

you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.

This is a good sentiment that I agree with but I have just the right chemical inbalance that this emoji is sending me into hysterics

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

asmr is kinda how I imagine fetishes and stuff get so specific and intense because you start watching asmr and you’re like wow. This is so good. And it’s someone just slightly whispering and it makes you feel great. And then you’ve been watching asmr for 6 months and you can’t experience those feelings unless someone puts the microphone inside their mouth and you can hear their stomach noises and digestion and you feel dirty and disgusting but you need it

fuck all you people who have rivals who are cool sexy and the same gender as you. my rival is this squirrel in my back yard that eats all my cherries and bird food

frögîēs!! :)

Look as a bi guy who has a ton of body image issues relating to the fact I can’t look like a Hemsworth you really need to stop with the memes about making fun of girls for dating dudes that don’t look like models.

I’m not joking that before I got treated seeing shit like this used to send me into a crying fit.

This, and honestly if you scratch these posts and memes just a little you’ll often find TERFs. Because a common TERF attack on bi wlw by them is “why would you choose an ugly man” and a VERY common TERF attack at trans people - whether trans womxn or trans men - is noting how “ugly” the person they’re hating on or their stereotype of us is.

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

im a private clown…. in a public circus 😔